theMnagination

Gets Hiv

stays positive

Gets locked in grocery store

starves to death

In Soviet Russia

Cache clears you

in soviet russia

job hunts you

in soviet russia

legos step on you

Memes are flipped

In Soviet Russia

in soviet russia

you may be hazardous to smoking's health

in soviet russia you rob the bank

in capitalist america bank robs you

in soviet russia

vodka comes out from faucet, but water expensive to buy in the store

if you try to post a picture from facebook messages

you're gonna have a https://www.facebook.com/ajax/mercury/attachments/photo/view/?uri=%2Fajax%2Fmessaging%2Fattachment.php%3Fattach_id%3Dac43649d5ddd62a0965e34152df4bca8%26mid%3Dmid.1361718997975%253A4b597277e379540f27%26hash%3DAQDCLyaPXlnDLueb&attach_id=ac43649d5ddd62a0965e34152df4bca8&message=mid.1361718997975%3A4b597277e379540f27&hash=AQD5AvMei3L0a9kG bad time

Yo Dawg, I called CityWide

Got my Car towed for only $45

"Do you prefer coke or pepsi with your order?"

NO THANKS I BROUGHT MY Piss IN A BOTTLE

in soviet russia

HARLEM SHAKE YOU!