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Why don't women need driver's licenses?
There's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Why don't women need driver's licenses?
There's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Forever Alone
  • 0
how come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump
after all you are not taking it anywhere...
how come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump
after all you are not taking it anywhere...
Philosoraptor
  • 41
strip clubs
y u no sell chicken strips
strip clubs
y u no sell chicken strips
Y U No
  • 112
If a quiz is quizzical
What's a test?
If a quiz is quizzical
What's a test?
Philosoraptor
  • 74
I don't always stop for red lights
but when i do, i save money on traffic tickets
I don't always stop for red lights
but when i do, i save money on traffic tickets
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 2
Realize you left food on top of car
keep driving
Realize you left food on top of car
keep driving
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 4
spends 5 minutes typing
realises text is not selected
spends 5 minutes typing
realises text is not selected
Rage FU
  • 31
if 10 times better than the leading brand
why isn't it the leading brand?
if 10 times better than the leading brand
why isn't it the leading brand?
Philosoraptor
  • 34
made witty comments on friend's status
someone i don't know liked it
made witty comments on friend's status
someone i don't know liked it
Success Kid
  • 25
ONe does not simply
generate multiple copies of the same meme, and hope it's any better
ONe does not simply
generate multiple copies of the same meme, and hope it's any better
One Does Not Simply
  • 24
if god created sun on the fourth day
how had four days passed?
if god created sun on the fourth day
how had four days passed?
Philosoraptor
  • 66
What if watching the call of duty black ops 2 trailer
is the same as beating the game??
What if watching the call of duty black ops 2 trailer
is the same as beating the game??
Conspiracy Keanu
  • 1
What if nobodys wish comes true
because someone wished for nobodys wish to come true?
What if nobodys wish comes true
because someone wished for nobodys wish to come true?
Philosoraptor
  • 74
not sure if
I'm more famous as a meme or a tv Character
not sure if
I'm more famous as a meme or a tv Character
Futurama Fry
  • 40
I Dont Always wish people a happy birthday
but when I do,it's cause they're pretty cool.
I Dont Always wish people a happy birthday
but when I do,it's cause they're pretty cool.
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 2

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