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my boyfriend said this actress looked good in a movie so i left the pig.

by the way, have you seen the wolverine movie? i'd ride that man til i was choking on his dick!

my boyfriend said this actress looked good in a movie so i left the pig.

by the way, have you seen the wolverine movie? i'd ride that man til i was choking on his dick!

Feminist Cunt

1

Women should be able to play football on the men's team because we are equal!

but if they tackle them, they better keep their hands away from their tits, ass and vagina or it's rape!

Women should be able to play football on the men's team because we are equal!

but if they tackle them, they better keep their hands away from their tits, ass and vagina or it's rape!

Feminist Cunt

2

Shit you not...

all i have to do is cry and she sticks her tit in my mouth.

Shit you not...

all i have to do is cry and she sticks her tit in my mouth.

drunk baby 1

243

can't locate pet hamster

shits him out later that night

can't locate pet hamster

shits him out later that night

Dumb Dan

5

pissed complete stranger makes memes to insult him

secretly hopes stranger is a gay black male that wants to fuck him

pissed complete stranger makes memes to insult him

secretly hopes stranger is a gay black male that wants to fuck him

Dumb Dan

2

takes massive shit

freezes it to use as dildo

takes massive shit

freezes it to use as dildo

Dumb Dan

2

meets online guy for sex

screws the guys dog instead

meets online guy for sex

screws the guys dog instead

Dumb Dan

0

too lazy to change them

too lazy to change them

Dumb Dan

5

complains about memes

saves them to use on gay personals site

complains about memes

saves them to use on gay personals site

Dumb Dan

5

drops the soap on purpose

drops the soap on purpose

Dumb Dan

5

catches dad masturbating

watches him finish

catches dad masturbating

watches him finish

Dumb Dan

5

my xbox won't read dvds...

and netflix doesn't have the twilight movies yet.

my xbox won't read dvds...

and netflix doesn't have the twilight movies yet.

First World Problems

0

i repeated a racist joke i saw online.

now everyone thinks i'm racist.

i repeated a racist joke i saw online.

now everyone thinks i'm racist.

First World Problems

1

i laughed so hard i peed a bit.

now i have to wear damp panties all the way home.

i laughed so hard i peed a bit.

now i have to wear damp panties all the way home.

First World Problems

1

I thought my duck lips picture was sexy so I posted it.

now some jerk turned it into a meme and everyone's making fun of me.

I thought my duck lips picture was sexy so I posted it.

now some jerk turned it into a meme and everyone's making fun of me.

First World Problems

1

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