fizzleexmortus

you just met me and it seems crazy, but you gave me your number and expect me to call it, baby?

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spend billions of dollars to deveope a pen that writes in zero-g instead of buying pencils?

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order three big macs, but add a diet coke to help keep your figure?

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talk shit about your bfs friends and how much you hate em, then ask why he never invites you to hang out with them.

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you made a meme of yourself on a public meme generator site then got a sandy vagina when other people used it to troll you?

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you post every daily activity on your facebook and wonder why people are all up in your business?

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you wear black and paint your face up to express your individuality exactly like a million other high-schoolers like you?

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think men are pigs but openly tell your husband when a guy in a movie is someone you'd fuck?

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claim women are equal then complain men don't open doors for you or pull out your chairs?

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claim women are equal, then ask men to open doors for you and pull out your chair/

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wear low cut daisy dukes, a thong, a half shirt and a push-up bra. use products and make-up to make hair and face sexier. do all this to attract men's attention. complain when men check you out and make comments about your appearence.

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force the city to shut down the men's club due to it being sexist, then open a woman's club in the same building a year later?

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strip to pay for colege and expect people to respect you?

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the 2012 presidential candidates are a retarded democrat and a nazi republican?

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make it more difficult for low income families to get medical coverage from the government then pass a bill that will fine them if they don't have medical coverage?

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