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what if i told you
you won't be at home to use your gun on the burglar... and he'll take it with him.
what if i told you
you won't be at home to use your gun on the burglar... and he'll take it with him.
What If I Told You
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they stained the carpet with grape juice
i stained it with blood.
they stained the carpet with grape juice
i stained it with blood.
Vengeance Dad
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they unplugged my phone charger
i unplugged their life support.
they unplugged my phone charger
i unplugged their life support.
Vengeance Dad
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they used up all the toilet paper
i used up all the formaldehyde
they used up all the toilet paper
i used up all the formaldehyde
Vengeance Dad
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they wouldn't wake up to leave on time
now they'll never wake up again.
they wouldn't wake up to leave on time
now they'll never wake up again.
Vengeance Dad
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they knew i hate dogs, but brought one home anyway
so i chopped them up and fed them to it.
they knew i hate dogs, but brought one home anyway
so i chopped them up and fed them to it.
Vengeance Dad
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the people who preach about freedom
are the same ones preaching against gay rights. How ironic.
the people who preach about freedom
are the same ones preaching against gay rights. How ironic.
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
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if you bitch about too many rules and regulations
you clearly forgot about the ones protecting your right to bitch.
if you bitch about too many rules and regulations
you clearly forgot about the ones protecting your right to bitch.
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
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watch any video where people stopped obeying the law... gang culture, drug cartels, sex trafficking...
and tell me again how much freedom you have without laws.
watch any video where people stopped obeying the law... gang culture, drug cartels, sex trafficking...
and tell me again how much freedom you have without laws.
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
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they spent my money on a dog
i chopped them up and fed them to it.
they spent my money on a dog
i chopped them up and fed them to it.
Vengeance Dad
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i told him to smoke the chicken
the dumbass rolled it up in paper and lit it!
i told him to smoke the chicken
the dumbass rolled it up in paper and lit it!
Gordon Ramsay
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you used so much thyme
i aged 10 years!
you used so much thyme
i aged 10 years!
Gordon Ramsay
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german senior citizens who lived during wwii say obama is like hitler?
i'm sure the german news media was 100% honest during the holocaust.
german senior citizens who lived during wwii say obama is like hitler?
i'm sure the german news media was 100% honest during the holocaust.
Willy Wonka
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german senior citizens say obama is like hitler?
i'm sure the german news media was 100% honest during the holocaust.
german senior citizens say obama is like hitler?
i'm sure the german news media was 100% honest during the holocaust.
Willy Wonka
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you used so much sugar
you might as well serve it with an insulin shot!
you used so much sugar
you might as well serve it with an insulin shot!
Gordon Ramsay
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