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one does not simply
get in touch with the forever alone guy.
one does not simply
get in touch with the forever alone guy.
One Does Not Simply
  • 1
one does not simply
tell morpheus something.
one does not simply
tell morpheus something.
One Does Not Simply
  • 4
it's not my fault that we're broke because I bought a $500 purse
if you had a second job, I could have afforded it.
it's not my fault that we're broke because I bought a $500 purse
if you had a second job, I could have afforded it.
PMS woman
  • 3
they made fun of my mustache
i drew mustaches on their corpses.
they made fun of my mustache
i drew mustaches on their corpses.
Vengeance Dad
  • 1
their cat peed on my bed
i peed on their graves.
their cat peed on my bed
i peed on their graves.
Vengeance Dad
  • 2
they burned the food
i burned the bodies.
they burned the food
i burned the bodies.
Vengeance Dad
  • 2
here i sit, broken hearted... tried to shit but only farted
then one day i took a chance... tried to fart and shit my pants!
here i sit, broken hearted... tried to shit but only farted
then one day i took a chance... tried to fart and shit my pants!
Bad Luck Brian
  • 0
in bed: can't get boner.
at work: boner won't go away.
in bed: can't get boner.
at work: boner won't go away.
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 13
is greeted by name
by a total stranger.
is greeted by name
by a total stranger.
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 0
paper or plastic?
yes.
paper or plastic?
yes.
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 4
if you think republicans aren't the same lying, cheating, money wasting bastards democrats are
you're ignorant.
if you think republicans aren't the same lying, cheating, money wasting bastards democrats are
you're ignorant.
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
  • 0
if you want me to shut up about my atheist views
maybe you should stop shoving god down my throat.
if you want me to shut up about my atheist views
maybe you should stop shoving god down my throat.
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
  • 0
wear a religious shirt, nobody bats an eye
wear an atheist shirt, and everyone loses their minds!
wear a religious shirt, nobody bats an eye
wear an atheist shirt, and everyone loses their minds!
joker mind loss
  • 0
when you say "pin number"
you say "personal identification number number."
when you say "pin number"
you say "personal identification number number."
Sudden Realization Ralph
  • 6
if you say "ATM Machine", you just said
automatic teller machine machine.
if you say "ATM Machine", you just said
automatic teller machine machine.
Philosoraptor
  • 0

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