jam7911

one does not simply

downvote "one does not simply" guy

bread companies

y u no put even number of slices in package?

challenge for all

enter a completely random text in translate, translate it to a different language 25 times, then back to english. First one o get something hilarious wins! post ur results "The Translate Challenge" on facebook!

you want to know spell for perfect lawn care?

husqvarnus of course

Parents see him as a virgin, smart kid

banged 22 girls in 2 days

parent think see him a virgin, smart boy

banged 22 girls in 2 days

if pro is the opposite of con

is the opposite of progress congress?

goes 6-0 in one round of s&d

Lags out

phone rings

bonjour....

new message

your minutes have been topped up! telus

what's more important?

easter or christmas?

i swore

to an oath of secrecy to the underground railroad

i threw my wife

over my shoulders to get her away from cod

wait wait hold on!

whitney houston died?

goodbye Gorgeous?

he wasn't good enough for you