jdx17

Delivery room

spawn camp

what if i'm not actually the cutest boy in the world

and my mom just said that to boost my self-esteem?

walk into door

NOTHING HAPPENED.

HEars a song he likes

Doesn't ILLEGALLY download it

finally i got a kiss

album

calls skype test call

nobody anwsers

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

LISTEN TO DEADMAU5 QUIETLY

friend said "Onions are the only food that can make me cry"

hit him in the face with a watermelon

You think playing video games at 26 is immature?

I should be more mature like you and watch jersey shore

YO DAWG, I HERD YOU LIKE PLATFORM FRAGMENTATION 

SO I DEVELOPED FOR A COMPETING PLATFORM, REACHING A WIDER AUDIENCE AND CONTRIBUTING TO A RICHER USER EXPERIENCE, DRAWING EVEN MORE USERS AWAY FROM YOUR PLATFORM, PROMPTING HARDWARE MAKERS TO MARKET DEVICES WITH EVEN GREATER VARIATIONS, FURTHER FRAGMENTING YOUR ALREADY DELETERIOUSLY CRIPPLED PLATFORM

post funny things on facebook so people want to be my friend

meet in person, not funny.

realizes he is walking the wrong way down the hall

continues to walk in the wrong direction to avoid looking awkward

posts meme

no one laughs

one does not simply catch 'em all