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father time
asked me what time it was
father time
asked me what time it was
Chuck Norris
  • 31
I KILLED AN HOUR
LITERALLY
I KILLED AN HOUR
LITERALLY
Chuck Norris
  • 18
in soviet russia
chuck norris still kicks your ass
in soviet russia
chuck norris still kicks your ass
Chuck Norris
  • 103
i was the one who...
bit the apple in the apple logo
i was the one who...
bit the apple in the apple logo
Chuck Norris
  • 91
The sun doesn't set
it just hides from chuck norris
The sun doesn't set
it just hides from chuck norris
Chuck Norris
  • 75
Ate five 12 ounce steaks in an hour
spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Ate five 12 ounce steaks in an hour
spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Chuck Norris
  • 47
Ghosts sit around campfires
And tell chuck norris stories
Ghosts sit around campfires
And tell chuck norris stories
Chuck Norris
  • 36
Once kicked a horse in the jaw
its descendants are now known as giraffes
Once kicked a horse in the jaw
its descendants are now known as giraffes
Chuck Norris
  • 175
ordered a bucket of chicken at pizza hut
got it
ordered a bucket of chicken at pizza hut
got it
Chuck Norris
  • 88
i won the world series of poker
using pokemon cards
i won the world series of poker
using pokemon cards
Chuck Norris
  • 86
chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet
he scares the crap out of it
chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet
he scares the crap out of it
Chuck Norris
  • 26
when chuck norris chops onions
the onions cry
when chuck norris chops onions
the onions cry
Chuck Norris
  • 54
When Alexander Bell Invented the telephone
He had 11 missed calls from Chuck Norris
When Alexander Bell Invented the telephone
He had 11 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
  • 146
I threw a grenade and killed 50 people
And then the grenade exploded
I threw a grenade and killed 50 people
And then the grenade exploded
Chuck Norris
  • 145
chuck norris doesn't wish you a happy birthday
he forces you a happy birthday
chuck norris doesn't wish you a happy birthday
he forces you a happy birthday
Chuck Norris
  • 112

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