MrGetsBedSlipperCurtains

wAtches a documentary

about david attenborough pissing heroin out of his eye lids

gets hit by a polar bear riding a high speed tractor through the galactic ocean in south carolina while eating a sultana flavoured hot dog and ends up losing both nostrils and developing a tumour on 8 toes followed by getting lung cancer and dying

"fuck sake, that's the 5th time this week!"

pays for winrar license

breaks into your house by smashing the window

steals the glass fragments and proceeds to piss blood on your cabinets

takes sergey seriously

finds a finger in the desert that has a diamond ring on it

removes the ring, keeps the finger

runs out of juice

shaves hair and liquidises it to quench thirst

falls into a pit of glass insects

creates a business selling raisins made from oriental cat fur

finally logs in to memegenerator

oh wait i cant get credit for the funny things i made earlier