jethelred

I don't type without looking

but when i si ut akeus kiiks yrtivle

plans huge house party

only pizza man shows up

If a christian is playing pokemon

do they let their pokemon evolve?

You forget to study?

i forget to feed you.

if you like it

y u no put a ring on it

Gets Rick Roll'd

Listens to entire song

oh, you "prayed" for a disabled girl on fb?

you're too kind

sees you getting tired

offers to get on top

Alcohol!

y u let me have fun and no let me remember it!?

my bodily appearance is physically alluring in nature

and i am aware of it

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I dont Usually cry over spilt milk

but this time it was chocolate

I discharged my flintlock pistol into a gentleman in Reno

...Merely to observe him expire.

Can't tell if satire

or just stupidity