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THEY NEEDED MY MONEY

I NEEDED THEIR RETINAS

THEY NEEDED MY MONEY

I NEEDED THEIR RETINAS

Vengeance Dad

6

they introduced me to church

i introduced them to god

they introduced me to church

i introduced them to god

Vengeance Dad

6

she superimposed the family on my head

i superimposed my hands on her throat

she superimposed the family on my head

i superimposed my hands on her throat

Vengeance Dad

6

wife says im past my prime

number of members of my family is now prime

wife says im past my prime

number of members of my family is now prime

Vengeance Dad

4

They told me that I drink too much

so I drank their blood

They told me that I drink too much

so I drank their blood

Vengeance Dad

7

they forgot to do their chores

i forgot to not murder them today

they forgot to do their chores

i forgot to not murder them today

Vengeance Dad

6

Chainsaw for Sale

Chainsaw for Sale

Vengeance Dad

7

they said i was a hipster

now they are underground

they said i was a hipster

now they are underground

Vengeance Dad

6

They laughed at my combover

i laughed at their stab wounds

They laughed at my combover

i laughed at their stab wounds

Vengeance Dad

6

they said i was losing my hair

i said they were losing their lives

they said i was losing my hair

i said they were losing their lives

Vengeance Dad

4

they asked me why i had so few hairs on my head

i asked them why they had so few moments to live

they asked me why i had so few hairs on my head

i asked them why they had so few moments to live

Vengeance Dad

6

they clogged the toilet

but to be fair, toilets aren't made to flush body parts

they clogged the toilet

but to be fair, toilets aren't made to flush body parts

Vengeance Dad

7

they said i had no hair

now i wear theirs

they said i had no hair

now i wear theirs

Vengeance Dad

6

she slept with the butcher

so i butchered them

she slept with the butcher

so i butchered them

Vengeance Dad

7

my son was 6 feet tall yesterday

today, he's 6 feet under

my son was 6 feet tall yesterday

today, he's 6 feet under

Vengeance Dad

7

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