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I used to think myself as a weak person

until an arrow shattered itself on my knee

I used to think myself as a weak person

until an arrow shattered itself on my knee

Chuck Norris

145

I lost my virginity

I lost my virginity

Chuck Norris

238

I don't call the wrong number

You answer the wrong phone

I don't call the wrong number

You answer the wrong phone

Chuck Norris

472

I won the WORLD SERIES OF POKER

USING POKEMON CARDS

I won the WORLD SERIES OF POKER

USING POKEMON CARDS

Chuck Norris

384

I don't always drink pee

But when I do, it's dos equis

I don't always drink pee

But when I do, it's dos equis

Bear Grylls

5

better drink it through my ass

better drink it through my ass

Bear Grylls

37

Finds a dead giraffe

ends up with a sleeping bag... and dinner

Finds a dead giraffe

ends up with a sleeping bag... and dinner

Bear Grylls

9

This animal has a lot of good meat on him

but what i'm really after is his bladder

This animal has a lot of good meat on him

but what i'm really after is his bladder

Bear Grylls

18

water bottle full

better drink my pee to be safe

water bottle full

better drink my pee to be safe

Bear Grylls

9

My girlfriend said she had a weak bladder

I proposed to her the following day

My girlfriend said she had a weak bladder

I proposed to her the following day

Bear Grylls

8

find working mobile phone

find working mobile phone

Bear Grylls

7

Just ran out of ink

i better use my pee

Just ran out of ink

i better use my pee

Bear Grylls

8

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