Edel

birmingham is so crappy compared to atlanta?

WOW, I WISH THE MAYOR HAD YOUR EXPERTISE on URBAN PLANNING

Your game works not?

Blow on the cartrige you must!

boyfriend left me

have to change status to single again

Went to McDonalds

They Don't sell oreo Mcflurry anymore

The fuk is kony 2012 ?

I ain't tryna be no damn president

i believe oj was innocent

of nothing

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Occupy wall street

mourn the loss of a CORPORATE overlord

RIP STEVE

you were good at making shiny things for stupid people

use one tomato

have spaghetti for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a week

Walk in to room. You forgot what you wanted to do.

God just deleted your action.

Gets pissed at sim for always wanting to play computer games

REALIsES you've been playing for 6 hours