tresarcbuilder

WHat if i told you

the only way to prove science wrong is with science

"one direction are better than the beatles"

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On your mark. get set.

no.

limp bizkit?

you should have baked it longer!

Dog stares while you fap

Feel regret

Brace Yourselves

She's about to tell the long version

fell asleep in class

still got the answer right when teacher asked

Uses cpr to save drowning child

convicted sex offender

so you're telling me that

i wouldn't be 'middle aged' in your country?

it's better to have loved and lost

get lost

slim shady

y u no stand up?

why are people so worthless?

If a person is born deaf

what language do they think in??

INTRODUCES FOREVER ALONE

TO OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND

BUILDING AN ARK

FOR ONE.