ruloumu

Greetings, i have just recently been in your ACQUAINTANCE and this is absurd but

Call me maybe

gameboy glitches and makes funny noises

copies it and becomes a legend

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im talented

your grocery cart

is the only one squeaking

hangs out with girl once

emails 1 page letter next day

Gets up in front of class for presentation

Has massive erection

Joins the Young Democrats Club

Forgets to register to vote

LISTENS TO LOUD MUSIC ON HEADPHONES

THINKS NOBODY HEARS HIM FART

close your eyes and hold

ctrl+ n

if two gay people of the opposite sex married

would this be a gay marriage?

being ugly is just playing the dating game

on hard mode

Not sure if flirting

or just really social

Hires a hooker

gets friendzoned