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i don't always listen to jazz,
but when i do, i'm on trumpet.
i don't always listen to jazz,
but when i do, i'm on trumpet.
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i don't always play golf,
but when i do, i use my own balls.
i don't always play golf,
but when i do, i use my own balls.
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i don't always snore,
but when i do, i'm usually asleep.
i don't always snore,
but when i do, i'm usually asleep.
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i don't always smoke,
but when i do, i smoke salmon.
i don't always smoke,
but when i do, i smoke salmon.
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i don't always look stiff like a statue,
but when i do, pigeons defecates on me.
i don't always look stiff like a statue,
but when i do, pigeons defecates on me.
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i don't always think i'm funny,
but when i do, i think i'm hilarious.
i don't always think i'm funny,
but when i do, i think i'm hilarious.
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i don't always crossdress,
but when i do, i use my jacket as trousers.
i don't always crossdress,
but when i do, i use my jacket as trousers.
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i don't always wear my tin foil hat,
but when i do, it's a measure of precaution.
i don't always wear my tin foil hat,
but when i do, it's a measure of precaution.
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i don't always snore,
but when i do, i'm asleep.
i don't always snore,
but when i do, i'm asleep.
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i don't always make typos,
but when i do, it's not intentioanal.
i don't always make typos,
but when i do, it's not intentioanal.
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i don't always go to ballet performances,
but when i do, i wear my white tights.
i don't always go to ballet performances,
but when i do, i wear my white tights.
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i don't always pay attention,
but when i do, i pay attention to me.
i don't always pay attention,
but when i do, i pay attention to me.
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i don't always drink water,
but when i do, i'm in panic and it's seawater!
i don't always drink water,
but when i do, i'm in panic and it's seawater!
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i don't always talk about weather,
but when i do, it's excellent weather.
i don't always talk about weather,
but when i do, it's excellent weather.
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i don't always drive fast,
but when i do, i'm driving maserati.
i don't always drive fast,
but when i do, i'm driving maserati.
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