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Oh yeah, what are you wearing "Jake from state farm?"... Uh, khakis.
She sounds hideous
Oh yeah, what are you wearing "Jake from state farm?"... Uh, khakis.
She sounds hideous
Jealous Girl
  • 23
sees guy get dragged to hell at end of "Ghost" with patrick swayze
immediately goes to catholic church for confession
sees guy get dragged to hell at end of "Ghost" with patrick swayze
immediately goes to catholic church for confession
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
leaves work late: last car in parking garage
sprints to car, avoiding shadows
leaves work late: last car in parking garage
sprints to car, avoiding shadows
Paranoid Parrot
  • 4
fedex guy rings doorbell more than once
hides in closet with knife, calls police
fedex guy rings doorbell more than once
hides in closet with knife, calls police
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
opens fridge for midnight snack
stays far enough from fridge so door doesn't block vision for fear of sneaky killer in house
opens fridge for midnight snack
stays far enough from fridge so door doesn't block vision for fear of sneaky killer in house
Paranoid Parrot
  • 2
sees tick while camping
strips naked in nearest bathroom mirror for full-body self-examination
sees tick while camping
strips naked in nearest bathroom mirror for full-body self-examination
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
gets mail
peeks through blinds once inside to see if someone is still watching the house
gets mail
peeks through blinds once inside to see if someone is still watching the house
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
Texted sarcastic statement to hot girl: no response after 3 minutes
I'll never hear from her again
Texted sarcastic statement to hot girl: no response after 3 minutes
I'll never hear from her again
Paranoid Parrot
  • 5
watches little mermaid
wants to be part of her world
watches little mermaid
wants to be part of her world
First World Problems
  • 1
microwaved hot pocket too long
third degree burns in mouth
microwaved hot pocket too long
third degree burns in mouth
First World Problems
  • 16
DOctors give you two weeks: break every guiness book world record
the next day
DOctors give you two weeks: break every guiness book world record
the next day
Courage Wolf
  • 6
feel a mean shit coming on
watch self taking shit in hand mirror for motivation
feel a mean shit coming on
watch self taking shit in hand mirror for motivation
Courage Wolf
  • 0
University raises tuition
Raise randsom for university president's daughter
University raises tuition
Raise randsom for university president's daughter
Courage Wolf
  • 0
you get fired
set building on fire: Justice is yours
you get fired
set building on fire: Justice is yours
Courage Wolf
  • 0
had chance to say pledge of allegiance once over intercom in high school
forgot pledge of allegiance
had chance to say pledge of allegiance once over intercom in high school
forgot pledge of allegiance
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 6

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