Turretreigon

Not sure if tower DEFENSE is good

Or just got Luckey

I Simply Can't

Stab Mice i must save ammo for dogs

BE AWESOME

ON ALL THE LEVELS!

killed self

bride god to send him back to do it agin

my trainer RELEASED me

gameboy glitches and makes funny noises

copies it and becomes a legend

house is made simply,

just make some random tones, loop that and it'll sound awesome

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im talented

if two gay people of the opposite sex married

would this be a gay marriage?

found out my real dad is chuck norris

badass

Tripped on a curb

Nobody saw

Did laundry

no missing socks

came home hungry

pancakes are ready

initiated argument with girl

won!

mom changing my diaper at daycare

found out im more hung then the black kid