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have never come from martha's vineyard

have never come from martha's vineyard

old man river

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putting meat on the table since 198,000bc, still takes crap from wives, doesn't complain

putting meat on the table since 198,000bc, still takes crap from wives, doesn't complain

old man river

2

just want to be laid, gets laid

just want to be laid, gets laid

old man river

2

considering you're not one, how do you plan on getting laid?

considering you're not one, how do you plan on getting laid?

old man river

2

are able to take forever alone through marine boot camp, gets him laid

are able to take forever alone through marine boot camp, gets him laid

old man river

2

[anything], gets laid

[anything], gets laid

old man river

2

know how to use a chainsaw, a logsplitter and have all thier fingers

know how to use a chainsaw, a logsplitter and have all thier fingers

old man river

2

forever alone, gets laid

forever alone, gets laid

old man river

2

never stops at red light behavior, gets laid

never stops at red light behavior, gets laid

old man river

2

live in submarines, gets laid

live in submarines, gets laid

old man river

2

stopped wanting to become president after teddy roosevelt

stopped wanting to become president after teddy roosevelt

old man river

2

have never needed helpful tyler durden

have never needed helpful tyler durden

old man river

2

would have prevented the financial crisis we are in

would have prevented the financial crisis we are in

old man river

2

had real men been in charge

money would not have been given to banks at the expense of veterans, elderly, and college students

had real men been in charge

money would not have been given to banks at the expense of veterans, elderly, and college students

old man river

1

do not roundhouse kick, just shoots gun in face

do not roundhouse kick, just shoots gun in face

old man river

2

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