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Leprechaun

OR PLAY SKYRIM?

OR PLAY SKYRIM?

Philosoraptor

11

Why is it called taking a sh*t?

when technically we leave one.

Why is it called taking a sh*t?

when technically we leave one.

Philosoraptor

15

If i were to ask you on a date would the answer be the same

as this question?

If i were to ask you on a date would the answer be the same

as this question?

Philosoraptor

27

If megaman can teleport

why does he have to run through the level?

If megaman can teleport

why does he have to run through the level?

Philosoraptor

19

If ham comes from pigs

then why do hamburgers come from cows?

If ham comes from pigs

then why do hamburgers come from cows?

Philosoraptor

22

If tomato is a fruit

Is ketchup a Smoothie?

If tomato is a fruit

Is ketchup a Smoothie?

Philosoraptor

36

If glue is sticky

then why doesnt it stick to the inside of the glue bottle

If glue is sticky

then why doesnt it stick to the inside of the glue bottle

Philosoraptor

54

If girl thinks, that i only want sex by telling her she's pretty

does it mean i have to tell her i want sex, so she knows she's pretty?

If girl thinks, that i only want sex by telling her she's pretty

does it mean i have to tell her i want sex, so she knows she's pretty?

Philosoraptor

21

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide

IS IT A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide

IS IT A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

Philosoraptor

112

IF GOD WAS A WOMAN...

WOULDENT WE ALL BE SANDWICHES?

IF GOD WAS A WOMAN...

WOULDENT WE ALL BE SANDWICHES?

Philosoraptor

90

have the same word for married and poison?

have the same word for married and poison?

Philosoraptor

85

I DIDNT BUY COLOR TV

I DIDNT BUY COLOR TV

Racist Dog

38

you know, if you didn't talk so much

your lips wouldn't be so big

you know, if you didn't talk so much

your lips wouldn't be so big

Racist Dog

36

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