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safetymonkey

Claims to be a quiet roommate

gives tattoo at five in the morning

Claims to be a quiet roommate

gives tattoo at five in the morning

Douchebag Roommate

1

I have to go to the bathroom

but i don't want to put on pants to walk down the hall

I have to go to the bathroom

but i don't want to put on pants to walk down the hall

First World Problems

1

once thou hast engaged in coitus with an african gentleman

it be impossible to return to thine original coital state

once thou hast engaged in coitus with an african gentleman

it be impossible to return to thine original coital state

Joseph Ducreux

8

what thine ears perceive be not an experiment

I am simply speaking in a free and rhythmic manner in time with the pulse of this etude

what thine ears perceive be not an experiment

I am simply speaking in a free and rhythmic manner in time with the pulse of this etude

Joseph Ducreux

1

Females be nought with the exception of wenches and feints

running thine tonques along mine testes and inserting mine phallus in thine oral cavity

Females be nought with the exception of wenches and feints

running thine tonques along mine testes and inserting mine phallus in thine oral cavity

Joseph Ducreux

1

The most excellent portion of arising in the morn

is the ground bean of a coffee plant in thine mug

The most excellent portion of arising in the morn

is the ground bean of a coffee plant in thine mug

Joseph Ducreux

8

thine enemy dost seek to entrap thee

thine enemy dost seek to entrap thee

Joseph Ducreux

1

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