Panda-s1

DAMMIT JADE, it's not "the birds and the dogs"

IT'S "THE BIRDS AND THE BEES", MY GOD

you want to know more about jade and davesprite's relationship?

fuck you, here's me making a sexual gesture instead

dammit nanna, for the last time

i'm not marrying "that nice rose girl", she's a lesbian!

dammit nanna, for the last time

if you want grandkids so badly, stop asking if i'm gonna marry a boy. it's hard in this country for a homosexual couple to adopt a child, even in a liberal state like here in washington. seriously, learn about gay rights and shit, goddamn

dammit nanna, for the last time

i'm not marrying "that angry karkat boy" either!

dammit jade

why didn't you tell me sooner?! you know i want to have that feathery ass as his rebound

dammit nanna, for the last time

her name isn't "whiskers", it's vriska. Vriska! ...no, I'm not marrying her, jesus!

dammit jade

you've like slept with every guy that isn't related to you

dammit nanna, for the last time

if you want grandkids so much, bother jade, she can do it without incest

dammit nanna, for the last time

they're not "tapes", they're dvds, god!