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Dukeoflochness

Well I'm dead...

Well I'm dead...

Steve Jobs Says

1

I commandeth thy to close thine mouth

I commandeth thy to close thine mouth

Joseph Ducreux

5

Thats a nice labrador you have

what's the bitch's name?

Thats a nice labrador you have

what's the bitch's name?

Jealous Girl

1

IF siamese brothers or sisters had single genitals

would it be inappropriate to masturbate?

IF siamese brothers or sisters had single genitals

would it be inappropriate to masturbate?

Philosoraptor

9

If a book about failures doesn't sell

is it a success?

If a book about failures doesn't sell

is it a success?

Philosoraptor

13

if bruno mars was lazy that day

why did he write the Song?

if bruno mars was lazy that day

why did he write the Song?

Philosoraptor

19

If someone says "I'm hung like a black guy."

Is it a racist double entendre?

If someone says "I'm hung like a black guy."

Is it a racist double entendre?

Philosoraptor

9

How can i still ask myself questions about today's problems

if i disappeared 65 million years ago?

How can i still ask myself questions about today's problems

if i disappeared 65 million years ago?

Philosoraptor

10

If we "downvote to oblivion"

...can we also "Upvote to Skyrim?"

If we "downvote to oblivion"

...can we also "Upvote to Skyrim?"

Philosoraptor

9

'I think therefore I am'

My wife says I'm thoughtless. Therefore I am not?

'I think therefore I am'

My wife says I'm thoughtless. Therefore I am not?

Philosoraptor

10

why do we pray?

why do we pray?

Philosoraptor

12

If pro is the opposite of con

then is PROGRESS the opposite of congress?

If pro is the opposite of con

then is PROGRESS the opposite of congress?

Philosoraptor

21

If you're riding your donkey and someone knocks you off by throwing a rock,

are you stoned off your ass?

If you're riding your donkey and someone knocks you off by throwing a rock,

are you stoned off your ass?

Philosoraptor

22

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