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Stop at red light
stare straight to avoid eye contact with car next to you
Stop at red light
stare straight to avoid eye contact with car next to you
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 57
They said i would miss my family
i never miss at close range
They said i would miss my family
i never miss at close range
Vengeance Dad
  • 56
everyone seems to pee longer then you
spend a few extra seconds at urinal
everyone seems to pee longer then you
spend a few extra seconds at urinal
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 46
come home to empty house
enough time to fap???
come home to empty house
enough time to fap???
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 19
DISHES ALL DIRTY
ORDERS PIZZA
DISHES ALL DIRTY
ORDERS PIZZA
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 36
somehow manage to get laid
fap to the thought 3 months later
somehow manage to get laid
fap to the thought 3 months later
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 91
Hear car door shut during fap
run to window to see if coast is clear
Hear car door shut during fap
run to window to see if coast is clear
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 65
open facebook, close facebook, open facebook
repeat
open facebook, close facebook, open facebook
repeat
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 88
trusted a fart
paid a horrible price
trusted a fart
paid a horrible price
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 141
Son didn't make the cut
I didn't cut the rope
Son didn't make the cut
I didn't cut the rope
Vengeance Dad
  • 13
if they're called musketeers
why are they using swords?
if they're called musketeers
why are they using swords?
Philosoraptor
  • 65
if god hates gays
why did he create them
if god hates gays
why did he create them
Philosoraptor
  • 73
FRIEND ASKS HOW YOUR DOING
REspond with good to avoid further conversation
FRIEND ASKS HOW YOUR DOING
REspond with good to avoid further conversation
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 3
Bus driver misses your stop
say nothing and get off at the next one
Bus driver misses your stop
say nothing and get off at the next one
Socially Awkward Penguin
  • 64

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