Rude of u 2say that

I pooed in your shoe at the age of 2.

I took a twenty minute pee at the age of 3.
I humped your door at the age of 4.
I did fifty five at the age of five.
I shoved sticks up little boys' dicks at the age of 6.
I decided I wasn't going to heaven at the age of 7.
I learned to masturbate at the age of 8.
I did sixty nine at the age of 9.
I did it again at the age of 10.