wants to make a bet only accepts odds that are overwhelmingly in his favor - Annoying Childhood Friend

You have been a bad girl, You need spanked!!

Wait, you may like it!

Hey girl

I think you're a #ladyboss

if you could just bring a plate of food on thursday

yeah that would be great

fucking priceless

them how see let's

?CANDY LIKE SWEET PUSSY YALL SAY YALL SOl

Hey Girl,

You're Absolutely Killing It!

Soooo friends....

Questions? Concerns? Comments?

We gonna kill it!

I got you, boo!

I got you boo!

GRADUATION PARTY

I GO TO THIS

I dont know who you are

But I will find you and I will target you

WE WILL

HAVE IT SORTED

Donut World

is Coming

It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry" Five days since you laughed at me saying "Get back together come back and save me" Three days since the living room I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you Yesterday you'd forgiven me But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 'Cause it's never touched a frying pan Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes Big like LeAnn Rimes Because I'm all about value Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinking aching shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know That vertigo is gonna grow 'Cause it's so dangerous You'll have to sign a waiver How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air And said, "You're crazy" Five days since you tackled me I've still got the rug burns on both my knees It's been three days since the afternoon You realized it's not my fault Not a moment too soon Yesterday you'd forgiven me And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like Kurosawa I make mad films Okay, I don't make films But if I did they'd have a Samurai Gonna get a set a' better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing