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they dropped my phone in the toilet

I DROPPED THEM IN THE CHIPPER

they dropped my phone in the toilet

I DROPPED THEM IN THE CHIPPER

Vengeance Dad

6

THEY MADE JOKES ABOUT ARROWS IN KNEES

SO I PUT BULLETS IN HEADS

THEY MADE JOKES ABOUT ARROWS IN KNEES

SO I PUT BULLETS IN HEADS

Vengeance Dad

29

they said I was getting fat

I stuffed their bodies with lard

they said I was getting fat

I stuffed their bodies with lard

Vengeance Dad

2

They forgot to use the compost

I forgot how their bodies got in there

They forgot to use the compost

I forgot how their bodies got in there

Vengeance Dad

2

They lost their homework

I lost their death certificates

They lost their homework

I lost their death certificates

Vengeance Dad

2

They asked me to lose some weight

I lost 10lbs digging their graves

They asked me to lose some weight

I lost 10lbs digging their graves

Vengeance Dad

20

Why you not firstborn?

Why you not firstborn?

High Expectations Asian Father

2

Come talk to me when you firstborn.

Come talk to me when you firstborn.

High Expectations Asian Father

2

get turned on by their own weiners?

get turned on by their own weiners?

Philosoraptor

0

one hand, readings

the other hand, FAP.

one hand, readings

the other hand, FAP.

Foul Bachelor Frog

2

they forgot to clean their room

I forgot to stop the gas leak

they forgot to clean their room

I forgot to stop the gas leak

Vengeance Dad

22

Foul Bachelor Frog

2

school restroom, somebody in next stall

school restroom, somebody in next stall

Foul Bachelor Frog

6

you got b- on blood test?

Why you no get A+?

you got b- on blood test?

Why you no get A+?

High Expectations Asian Father

2

B- on blood test?

You disappoint me.

B- on blood test?

You disappoint me.

High Expectations Asian Father

2

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