you tell by the looks that i'm a better man than scumbag steve, right? but how do you know? could be i beat up my wife behind closed doors while he works twelve ours a day to support his family. / you can't judge one's character when you know only 1% of it. it's like judging an ocean by the waves. 99% are only to be seen by those who hold their breath and go deep.
A The Most Interesting Man In The World post.
You don't always cook. But when you do, it is a three hour risotto on a Tuesday, every pan in the flat is involved, and the smoke alarm gets a speaking part. Takeaway resumes on Wednesday. You don't always reply to emails. But when you do, it's eleven days later, it opens with "apologies for the delay", and it answers a question nobody is asking any more. The project shipped in the meantime. You don't always go to the gym. But when you do, you buy a new water bottle, photograph your trainers, and spend four minutes on a machine you don't understand. Then you tell people you're "getting back into it". You don't always go to bed early. But when you do, it's 9 in the evening, you announce it to the household like a retirement, and you're still scrolling at 1. Stay rested, my friends. **Why it caught on:** actor Jonathan Goldsmith played the bearded legend in Dos Equis beer ads from 2006, each one ending "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Everyone has one habit they treat like an occasion, and his line makes it sound like a legend.