Sad Trooper Meme Generator
Your name badge has been spelt wrong for two years. You've stopped correcting people. You answer to Darren now. You are not Darren.
Two in the morning at the kitchen table, eating cereal straight from the box, because the bowls are dirty and, spiritually, so are you.
Someone at a party asks what you do. You tell them. They say "oh, nice", look over your shoulder and drift towards someone with a more interesting job, like a ventriloquist.
At the family reunion your aunt calls you by your brother's name, then your cousin's, then the dog's. "Close enough," she says, and hands you a paper plate.
Why it caught on: a black-and-white photo of a Star Wars stormtrooper sitting alone at a kitchen table, head in his gloved hand. The Empire's nameless soldier is having a bad day, and anyone who has worked a job where nobody knew their name has had that exact shift.
Best Sad Trooper posts
- Cloned after the best warrior in the GALAXY / STILL CAN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT.
- Why Luke Why / my family was on that deathstar
- why do i have to wear all this armor / if i die with just one shot?
- "these are not the droids you are looking for", he said. / "move along", he said
- "stop right there Rebel Scum" / They didn't stop
- i can't believe they made me shoot bambi / Damn you disney...
- first time in internet / get rick rolled
- what should I do / My head itches
- we all look and sound the same / so who am i?
- PROPERTY of disney
- Gave up drinking for lent / Woke up next morning hungover in a stormtrooper costume
- that moment when / your sibling lowers your k/d
- all this armor / so useless
- Hands in 2 weeks notice / first one killed in episode IV
- watched the movie / couldnt point myself out
- first day on the job / hit my head on the damn door!
- "these aren't the droids you're looking for", he said. / "...move along", he said
- Took a sick day / rebels killed the emperor
- hit my head on the door arch / now i have a headache
- joined the dark side / afraid of the dark