Patrick Not My Wallet Meme Generator
"Do you want to sleep more?" Yes. "Do you go to bed at one in the morning?" Yes. "So go to bed earlier?" Absolutely not, that's when the day finally gets good.
Your flatmate agrees the bins go out on Tuesday. Agrees it's his week. Agrees it's Tuesday. The bins are still here on Wednesday, and so, somehow, is the conversation.
"You're saving for a house?" Yes. "You spent £340 on takeaways last month?" Yes. "So, maybe cook?" No, because the app gave you free delivery.
Your dad agrees the sat nav knows the way, agrees it said turn left, agrees he didn't turn left. Then he blames the sat nav.
Why it caught on: in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" (season 2), Man Ray patiently proves to Patrick that the wallet is his - his name, his picture - and Patrick agrees with every step and still won't take it. The supervillain being the reasonable one made it the picture of the argument nobody wins.
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