I Have No Memory of This Place Meme Generator

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You've lived in this town for twelve years. A tourist asks you for the station. You point confidently in one direction, then change your mind halfway through the gesture.

Someone at your parents' house "reorganised" the kitchen. You open seven cupboards looking for a mug. Cupboard seven contains the mugs and, inexplicably, the batteries.

You open a spreadsheet you built last spring. There are 14 tabs, one called "FINAL final 2", and a formula you can't read. You were apparently a genius once, briefly.

In the car park you press the key fob and listen. Somewhere, far off, a car beeps. Could be yours. You walk towards it with the confidence of a man who has no idea.

Why it caught on: in The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) the Fellowship's oldest, wisest guide stops at a three-way fork in Moria and admits he's lost, which is the exact face of anyone who was supposed to know the way.

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