I Don't Like Sand Meme Generator
A single grain of rice on the kitchen floor, found with a bare heel. You have said nothing for six years about the state of this kitchen, but this, this is where you draw the line.
February. You lift the car mat to find your keys and there it is: the beach from last August. Still there. It will outlive the car.
Your nephew's birthday card was glittery. That was in spring. You are still finding glitter in your eyebrows, your keyboard and, somehow, your passport.
The new jumper's label is scratchy and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. You cut it off with nail scissors and take a hole in the jumper with it.
Why it caught on: it's Anakin's attempt at romance by the fireplace on Naboo in Attack of the Clones (2002). Fans quoted it for years as the worst chat-up line in the saga, mostly because, deep down, they agree with him about sand.
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