Here Lies Squidward's Hopes and Dreams Meme Generator
You bought running shoes in January. They are in the hall, still in the box, being walked past every day by someone who once believed.
The pub that did the good chips has become a cocktail bar. The chips are now "skin-on fries", there are six of them, and they cost £7.50.
You were going to have an early night. Then it was 11:40 and you were on a video about how they make pencils, then another, then it was 2.
The weekend you'd kept free, the one with nothing in it at all, has been gently filled by a christening, a birthday and "just popping round".
Why it caught on: a still of Squidward weeping at a graveside, flowers in hand, with the stone left blank - and r/BikiniBottomTwitter has been carving the latest loss into it ever since.
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