Anti Joke Chicken Meme Generator
Your uncle at Sunday lunch: "So, a man walks into a bar." Everyone waits. "He has a pint, watches the football and goes home at ten." He looks round the table, satisfied. He has told the truth.
Work icebreaker: "Tell us a fun fact about yourself." You say you have a good one. The fact is that you live in Reading. That's it. That's the fact.
Your six-year-old: "Knock knock." Who's there? "Me." Me who? "Me, your son. I need the toilet." He isn't wrong, and you do let him in.
On a first date she says she has a brilliant joke. "What's brown and sticky?" You try a few answers. "A stick." She laughs for a full minute. You order another drink. You might marry her.
Why it caught on: the hen nods at the oldest anti-joke of all, the chicken that crossed the road to get to the other side. When you've heard every punchline, the plain truth is the only surprise left.
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Best Anti Joke Chicken posts
- guess what i saw today? / everything i looked at
- how many jews fit in a car? / 2-6 depending on the car
- two jewish men saw a penny on the ground / they continued walking because pennies are not worth picking up in todays economy
- What's worse than a bunch of dead babies nailed to a tree? / not much
- What did the kid with no legs and arms get for christmas? / Cancer.
- What do you call a mexican in space? / an astronaut
- i never crossed the road
- Theres an englishman, frenchman, and italian on a plane / it landed on time
- OBAMA, JESUS, AND A SPACE ALIEN WALK INTO A BAR / THE PEOPLE IN THE BAR THINK THIS IS UNUSUAL
- A chicken walks into a bar / people laugh for a while then the barkeep shoos it away with a broom
- What did the homeless man get for christmas? / Nothing.
- A jew, a mexican and a priest walk into a bar / The bartender says "Wow! what a socially diverse community we live in!"
- what's red and smells like blue paint? / red paint
- Why did the boy drop his ice cream? / he did not have a proper grip on it.
- What did batman tell robin before he got in the car / get in the car
- a jew, a black man, and a gay walk into a bar / it is always nice to see a well integrated community that is accepting of personal beliefs and orientations.
- your momma's so fat / your dad isn't attracted to her anymore and its ruining their marriage
- knock knock / come in
- what's so funny about / me crossing the road
- A baby was born in Africa. what's the color of his teeth? / babies were born without teeth