Age Of Empires Meme Generator
Your dad has played the same game since 1999. He builds walls. Only walls. When the enemy finally arrives two hours later, they find a fortress of stone and a man who forgot to build an army.
A friend's spare room, four computers humming, a LAN party. Someone's monk starts chanting and your best knight walks calmly over to the other side. You were fourteen. You still bring it up at weddings.
The history exam asks about the Byzantines. You know their unique unit, their wonder and that they're good at defending. You know nothing else, but you write it with tremendous confidence.
Forty five minutes building the army. You send the trebuchets in first. They hit your own knights, twice, with great accuracy. The enemy hasn't had to do anything all evening.
Why it caught on: the crowned king from the cover of Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings (1999), Ensemble Studios' strategy game published by Microsoft, is the face of a game that taught a generation more history than school did, plus a lot of physics that never existed.
Best Age Of Empires posts
- FAT king / faster than horse
- Finish all campaings / learn more history than in school
- KILL A WHOLE EMPIRE / WITH A BUNCH OF BLUE CARS
- Hits the ground with a hammer / a building rises
- BUILT DOCKS / IT WAS ONLY A LAKE
- Finish the tutorial / have an unnatural hatred towards the english
- Build one house / Occupied by an elephant, two galleons, a monk and a catapult
- spend 45 minutes building army / accidently kill half your army with catapults when attacking wall
- hits straw house with sword / Metallic noise
- Finish all campaigns / notice only one voice actor was used
- IRON GATES / Automatic and with motion detector
- Spain conquered the aztecs according to history / But they sure didn't on this deathmatch
- hit farm with sword / farm catches fire
- Trade Carts / Create money from nothing
- Click cavalry unit / Horse answers
- actually listen to campaign storyline / history genius
- ABOUT TO LOSE / NEVER. SEND A VILLAGER TO EACH CORNER OF THE MAP
- corona / fucking corona's mask
- build castle with 10 range / lose to longbow with 11
- send 20 villagers to mine a single gold rock / 5 get stuck