Advice Hitler Meme Generator
The office Christmas quiz. One man on table four answers every question with something "a bit dark". By round three his own team has moved their chairs a few inches away from him.
Your cousin, fifteen, has discovered edgy humour. He tries one at Sunday lunch. Your nan, who lived through the war, puts down her knife. Nobody has ever eaten roast potatoes so quietly.
The group chat is going well until someone posts a joke that "goes a bit far". Eleven people read it. The next message, two days later, is "anyway, is anyone going on Friday?"
Third date, and he says "I've got a really dark sense of humour", which is never a promise, only a warning. The bill arrives very quickly after that.
Why it caught on: a painted portrait of Adolf Hitler on the Nazi flag's red, white and black was the darkest shock corner of the early meme sites, where being offensive was the whole punchline, and it caught on the way that man at the party does: loudly, with nobody laughing as hard as he is.
Best Advice Hitler posts
- Cant concentrate? / i have a camp for that
- I got 99 PRoblems / ANd They're All Jews
- no need to debate about gay marriage / if there's no gays
- jews are guilty in titanic's disaster / Sturman, boatman, crewman... and iceberg!!!
- Jewcy Juice / Made from concentrate
- I only killed my self for one reason / I saw the gas bill
- thinks about adequate enemy for germany / chooses world
- i'm hearing fuhrer jew jokes / anne frankly i don't like it
- real heilarious / An absolute lolocaust
- I SAID A GLASS OF JUICE / NOT GAS THE JEWS
- i'm dreaming of / a white christmas
- Thankgasing day? :-) / You say thanks for gas?
- safety in numbers? / tell that to 6 million jews
- JEWGENERATOR / GO GAS YOURSELF
- When life gives you lemons / invade poland
- Hit ler says: / Hit the ottomans! (not: hit the fucking jews)
- He! He! He! HLM / Hi! Hi! Hi! Hitler :-)))
- humanity / y u no Aryan
- Glass of juice / :-)))
- Did you hear ze weather forecast? / Zey are calling for HEIL!