chinagreenelvis

calling someone "butthurt"

is like a "get out of jail free" card for assholes

not sure if repost

or deja vu

can't see my own score?

fuck you.

if i sort the comments by "new"

i'm the top commenter

KICKED OUT OF AN M.C. CHRIS CONCERT

I'LL BE TAKING THE CREDIT FOR THAT, THANKS

dug that bitch a ditch

bitches love ditches

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO SKRILLEX

BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S CALLED APHEX TWIN

not sure if

or just

NOT SURE IF UNSURE

OR JUST UNSURE

PETITIONING AGAINST CISPA?

please, TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW YOU ACTUALLY READ it

WILLY WONKA SAYS:

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT COFFEE FROM BEING THROWN DOWN THE DRAIN

NOTICE TO ALL COFFEE SHOP EMPLOYEES, PLEASE DO NOT THROW COFFEE GROUNDS DOWN THE DRAIN AS IT IS VERY HARD TO CLEAN UP. ALSO, WHOEVER HAS BEEN STICKING GUM UNDERNEATH THE TOILET SEAT, PLEASE STOP AS THAT IS ALSO VERY HARD TO CLEAN UP.

SO I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN THROWING COFFEE GROUNDS DOWN THE DRAIN

SORRY, I FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS

SO I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN THROWING COFFEE GROUNDS DOWN THE DRAIN

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN