Hey. Morpheus, what if I told you that the next step in evolution is already pretty old and is called Schrödinger's cat?

Man, how many alter-egos does Gay Space Vampire God have?

The Dragons are worth worshiping because they are children of God. The archangel michael and the devil are not worth worshiping, because they are fools.

They're not jealous of humanity. They love humanity, and they force innocent spirits to become human like the borg from star trek. Instead, the next step in human evolution was people with more expansive brains. Not just autistic people, but people with a higher functioning intelligence quotient than "average" people, which the devil/the archangel michael is. They have decided that God must be punished, betrayed him, waged war on him, and tried to become a new god themselves where only stupid and evil people can be happy -- anyone with intelligence, goodness, love, creativity, and the next step of evolution in them will be placed in hell if they are allowed to win simply because of prejudice. They wrote that the devil's form was that of a Dragon because they are extremely prejudice of Dragons, and they are also jealous of them because of their nature of intelligence and creative beauty. If you could only understand what they actually think...they think long slender objects are penises and they think that anyone who has anything to do with long slender objects, even if it were to, say, play a game of horse shoes, is gay and they want gay people to burn in hell. They do this because Dragons have long necks and they are jealous of them. They are extremely low IQ beings, and anyone who worships them are equally stupid. There is a real God, and he is the God of the things creative, intelligent, and kind people love. The god of boring stupidity is the god of the bible, who is secretly the archangel michael/the devil.